Apartment Poetry Quarterly

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18F ALEX TRETBAR

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SONG FROM AN ALCOVE

It’s a simple act sitting down on the sidewalk and often the ultimate act of a life

             and it should be a sober one but it rarely is and now that I’ve sat down and placed my eyes

             at knee level of the walking still standing people who have yet to be forced

             to sit down on the sidewalk the people yet to have their decision trees

             rot and narrow to just a single root indicating it’s time to sit down like me

             now that everything has happened to me and I have happened to myself

             it seems these lower halves of people compose a vicious river I watch float by

             their shoes which dwarf my net worth are now my alarm clock the dead leaves

             are my alarm clock the miasma of cooling trash is my sheet and comforter

             the sun could never wake me could never be my alarm clock I can sleep through

             whole weeks and weathers and religious observances so long as there are no shoes

             to ring the dead leaves by my head

 

Listen this is no different than the life of honeycombed hivework in law firms across the Willamette

             and startup lofts with exposed beams of Prussian timber and sweet little dogs under desks

             hammocks couches make yourself at home we want you to feel at home while you work

             living deadlines all hands on deck executive staff meet-ups brainstorming how to suck

             more capital from the nouveaux riches our best and loyalest most stupidest clients

             kegs of dark beer with ochre foam in the kitchen and the Chinese place we’d go for lunch

             every other day the simple white rice and chicken wrapped in off-white wax paper

             ginger beer in black glass bottles with red labels and scary black bulls all virile

             the immaculate inbox and Gmail chatbox overseers in a glass tower on Lake Michigan

             watching but not really watching but that’s the beauty of the panopticon always (not) watching

             and don’t misunderstand I loved all the minutes hours of it I loved the numb stability

             I was a productive and antisocial butterfly propped up by methadone coffee hope

             I arrived late and left early and nodded off at my keyboard and worried everyone

             around me but oh I felt I’d made it when I saw my name on the websites and mastheads

             copyeditor copywriter staff writer ghostwriter writer it was like seeing my own gravestone

             and these alcoves are no different

 

I still greet dawn with a gasp and who / where am I like before

             I’m still an antisocial butterfly just wingless and dead and pinned and archived underglass

             it helps to think that God is just collecting us me and my other dead friends

             at least we’d serve a purpose a dirty diorama object lesson

             I get that feeling sometimes like my alcove’s a fish tank or reptile bed with deep-red heat lamps

             which are the eyes of the extra-planar pedestrians passing above oh heavenly bodies

             but no one goes into the rainforest exhibit with a mind

             to steal the monkeys’ plastic toys or shiny bits of nothing (except other monkeys)

             so I am reminded in the mornings when alarm clock shoes and dead leaves

             wake me and my pockets have been cut out of my jeans and my backpack straps severed

             and my locked cell phone and two dollar twelve cent Jack in the Box gift card and dope

             all gone I’m reminded this is a different caste altogether even lower than dog or beggar

             if only I possessed the lack of pride to be able to look dead shoes in the eye

             and beg for change both kinds of change because money is the robed enchanter

 

And yet I admit to you now as I’ve admitted to no one before

             that I stole a suit and luggage from a downtown mall and wore them

             standing in an ARCO gas lot pretending to talk on the phone and look exasperated

             until someone multiple someones over the hours while the attendant looked the other way

             until someone approached and asked what was wrong everything was wrong I told them

             I’m in town for a wedding my brother is getting married but my credit card was frozen

             when I crossed state lines has that happened to you? I hate when they do that

             I travel a lot you know and if you take the time to look as little like an insect as possible

             total strangers will give you billions for Ubers I wish you’d seen the love in their eyes

             maybe they were your eyes maybe you love me but even so

             if they were your eyes you wouldn’t have seen them

             because though I am a mirror the glass I am is smoked

 

So it’s laugh at the moon funny how broke I am in my broken alcove some nights

             the picoeconomics of accepted doom and the little torn book of short stories

             whose morals and characters and intrigues haven’t been able to penetrate me since college

             laugh at the moon funny that the little book of short stories is the only thing left after I’m robbed

             but luckily alcove’s a beautiful word more beautiful than mansion

             palace home house bungalow flat apartment hut hovel tent lean-to hole

             yes it’s beautiful and funny how I’m the only one of us dead kids who calls it

             an alcove from the Arabic al-kubba which means vault as though I’m already a mummy

             but if this is my alcove then maybe I’m more ikon than reptile

             maybe hatred is a form of veneration

 

I was born to contribute a note to a song I’ll never hear

             I am a brushstroke a knob of clay in the grand scheme

             of dreams and saddest yet most liberating of all is that I belong to / can comfortably exist in

             neither the aforementioned / aforelived world of newsrooms and law firms

             nor this honeycombed hivework of downtown alcove al-kubba cubbies

             I feel the same now sitting like a ⅜ lotus skeleton monk on fire in the infernal Tuesday morning

             where the Target bags and Safeway bags and faux-leather attachés convey at lowered eye level

             I am a civic installment I am tax-deductible I am numerically accounted for somewhere

             in a file ledger Excel worksheet yesterday I was greeted as a case number by a bike cop

             and for a moment the string of numbers and letters fathomed in me like a name

             belonging to something born before I was born or perhaps was never born just always was

             and in the bike cop’s eyes I saw that there is a new bureaucratic language on the way

             in which the letter and number fuse and our names will swell with the afterbirth of data

 

I know I said this caste is lower than dog but technically physically also eye level is the canine stratum

             along with leashes strollers hands waists belts crotches bicycle wheels and pedals

             pockets of khakis and thermal’d running hubs of knees buttocks thighs calves zippers

             watches hands fingers cellphones rings and tattooed knuckles wrists forearms

             and the faces of cherubs who along with dogs are the only ones who look me in the eye anymore

             and when the sidewalks are quiet and no one’s walking and I can see clearly to the other side

             of the street with all its dusty nested alcoves just like the one I’m entropically melting into

             I see I am an exhibition in a hall of horrors a cautionary museum of the future not the past

             and I’m sorry for being so unspecific what I mean by alcove is the little sideways trapezoid shelter

             one side of which is the edge of the sidewalk the other three sides of which are

             1) window 2) door 3) window

             by alcoves I mean the thresholds of downtown boutiques through the windows of which are seen

             thousand dollar Gore-Tex® windbreakers sporting archaeopteryx skeletons

             authentic Webelo and Boy and Eagle Scout tunics with all the badges and bows and arrows

             neon blacklit He-Man displays and build your own almost life-size Castle Grayskulls

             origami models of Nebraska townships and B-1 Bombers and Fat Man and Little Boy

             punk rock assless kimonos with duty-free silk sashes silkworms labored little lives over

             kendo swords and plasticized suits of armor with customizable Oakley visors

             throwback VHS throwback cassettes throwback Betas throwback posters of heartthrobs

             stationery made of pulped pulverized rock with monogrammed initials for the geologically vain

             diatomaceous earth and needled flea combs and hypoallergenic dog bandannas

             Buddhist prayer flags and karmically charged agates throned in glass bowls but

             the boutique of my particular alcove is empty vacant derelict making it perfect

             for my ¼ life crisis which takes the form of sitting down on the sidewalk

             and leveling my gaze perpendicularly at the X axis of American flesh and what feeds it

             the fast food bags bottles of soda takeout cartons like the Chinese chicken and rice

             I never eat anymore

 

When I’m hungry which is never it’s more like when I realize my nervous system would be less nervous

             if I took in calories I walk into Safeway or Target or Fred Meyer and go collect my favorite things

             that mother used to get me a big tub of Greek vanilla yogurt a bag of organic granola

             from the bulk foods section and don’t even bother to weigh it because I’m not going to pay for it

             and then the produce aisles and pretend I’m a thief in the agora the fertile crescent

             two thousand years ago and if they catch me pocketing berries they’ll chop off my hands

             with machetes and passing the green stuff I remember still to this day when I’m handling the fiber

             of vegetables like celery or romaine my tongue cleaves to the roof of my mouth involuntarily

             and unavoidably there is a mote of fogged reminiscence that floats up always in these aisles

             where my gone away girlfriend introduced me to flaxseed and chia and Ezekiel bread

             which has all the sprouted grains mentioned in the Bible I never read

             and how touching it was to buy just a single onion and know it was the only onion in the world

             for the stew she’d cook tonight while I stood useless in the kitchen until she banished me

             back to the couch with my pipes and books and foreign films so to honor her I always go

             to the health food section to steal some flax and chia for my yogurt and usually so long as I stay

             away from the shoes electronics appliances the officers of loss prevention pretend not to notice

             this ghost of the fertile crescent wishing the royal guard would come along and chop off his hands

             but ultimately I’m agoraphobic agora as in marketplace I’m afraid of the marketplace most afraid

             of places where things are trafficked because I have nothing left to traffic but my selves

             but in the fluorescent agora last night a loss prevention officer collared me dragged me

             to a back office and asked me which one do you wanna hear first the good news or the bad news

             I said just give me the bad and withhold the good so I can bask in liminal goodness

             he said as though unhearing look at my badge man it says loss prevention can you read

             and I knew him then to be a high priest of late late capitalism and pleaded with him earnestly

             sir I know it’s far too late but I’d like you to prevent me from losing any more of myself

 

Out of a perhaps blend of fear confusion boredom disgust impatience haste he let me go

             so I stepped from the agora out onto the sidewalk with these sweet stuffs of supper

             and the summer dusk was bruised and complicated and confused like the blackberries in my bag

             blue-black sunset with a purple subconscious and creamy veins of riddle or guessed-at answers

             shadowed flax-yellow specks like a kicked-up desert all integrated as of a preordained system

             as above so in my supper so many times I’ve felt and seen the outward mirrored and born again

             in the inward my bumbling heart and in the food I eat and the fluids I inject and it is humbling

             to carry a dusk in a plastic bag and bump shoulders with humanity whom I love and whose love

             for me I suspect and corral neatly into my alcove each night like a blind goat whose curved horns

             knock me into that looney sleep with bluebirds carving halos around my head in loops of lullaby

             it is possible that all things are seeds of dawn even dawns themselves like eggs containing eggs

 

In my alcove there’s a hieroglyph left behind by the previous mummy it says

                                                                 no 1 wuz here

             so either number one was here or no one was here

             and if no one was here then who could’ve written that no one was here it’s kinda chicken or eggy

             which came first and I wonder what are the hermeneutics of graffiti of tags of I wuz (not) heres

             ink chalk paint graphite dispatches in the vast plaster concrete stone aluminum steel stucco

             bottle of America adrift in a puddle so shallow the bottle just clinks and rolls with the wind

             a drunken bottle all the fun’s leaked out of and that has no ear for anything but its own

             cylindrical echoes cannibalizing one another’s sound bites in anti-ecstasy

             either way someone is here now and that someone is me and last night that someone mixed up

             his yogurt flax chia blackberries granola and ensconced himself in his alcove

             beneath the vanishing Monday twilight and after I finished eating bummed a cigarette

             to a beautiful woman in a crimson romper with twenty dollars she was about to hand

             to a bouncer across the street who knows me like an old man knows a statue

             from his hometown of 50 years ago and I know the bouncer like a statue knows a child

             the statue sees walk to school and back every day and the statue laments nothing

             but its inability to fully participate in time but last night after my yogurt as I smoked

             there was just enough light left unleaked from the twilit sky that I could see

             tiny V’s of geese joining the greater stream like a phalanx of ants

             and when the sun went down last night and the geese and the ants winked out

 

I thought as I think every night here I am and here is my alcove and both of us are so small

 

my alcove's

a very

tiny         me

place

there’s only

 

room to curl and spoon the air from within my fetally positioned amniotic concrete sack

my alcove is the final picometer between the rock of America and the hard place of the Void

where I wave goodbye with a Sharpie as I fall and leave behind me the hieroglyph:

 

no — I wuz here